The Glitch Hoodie | Humorous Neurospicy Apparel
⚡ The Glitch™ Unisex Hoodie
Because your brain isn’t broken — it’s running a legendary OS.
It’s not a bug, Commander — it’s a feature. The Glitch™ hoodie celebrates the beautiful, unique wiring of neurodivergent minds. Soft, premium, and unapologetically cozy, it’s designed for autistic, ADHD, and neurospicy Commanders who know that what some call a flaw is actually a superpower.
Perfect for low-spoon days, WFH HQ, or cozy gaming sessions, this hoodie wraps you in warmth while validating that running a different operating system is not just okay — it’s awesome.
✨ Key Features:
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Soft, premium cotton-poly blend for all-day comfort
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Relaxed, unisex fit for lounging, layering, or strategic downtime
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Witty “glitch-inspired” design celebrating neurodivergence
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Kangaroo pocket for snacks, controllers, or essential spoons
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Ideal for neurodivergent, spoonie, and Cozy Commander™ heroes
🎮 Achievement Unlocked: “Operating System: Legendary.”
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Drip District
- Email: contact@support.thedripdistrict.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Cotton Heritage Unisex Premium Hoodie Size Guide
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S
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27
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20
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M
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28
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21
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L
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29
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23
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XL
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30
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25
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2XL
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31
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26
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3XL
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32
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28
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Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
A Length
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.
B Width
Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Glitch Hoodie | Humorous Neurospicy Apparel Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
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