Gastronomic Glitch Hoodie | Funny Cooking Hoodie
🍲 Gastronomic Glitch™ Unisex Hoodie
Because sometimes your hunger cues need a debug.
Your stomach and brain are experiencing a Gastronomic Glitch™, Commander. This soft, premium hoodie is for anyone whose hunger cues are mysteriously elusive — a common questline for folks with ADHD, autism, or chronic illness. With a humorous, relatable design, it turns “forgot to eat again” moments into cozy, validating style points.
Perfect for home cooks, foodies, or anyone navigating low-spoon days, this hoodie wraps you in comfort while gently reminding you: missing a meal doesn’t mean failing the main quest.
✨ Key Features:
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Soft, premium cotton-poly blend for all-day coziness
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Relaxed, unisex fit for lounging, layering, or snack-side HQ
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Humorous all-over design celebrating the chaos of hunger glitches
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Kangaroo pocket for snacks, utensils, or essential spoons
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Ideal for neurodivergent Commanders, spoonies, and home chefs
🎮 Achievement Unlocked: “Hunger Debugged… Temporarily.”
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Drip District
- Email: contact@support.thedripdistrict.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Cotton Heritage Unisex Premium Hoodie Size Guide
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S
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27
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20
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M
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28
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21
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L
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29
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23
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XL
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30
|
25
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2XL
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31
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26
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3XL
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32
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28
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Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
A Length
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.
B Width
Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Gastronomic Glitch Hoodie | Funny Cooking Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|