The Error Message Hoodie | Humorous Spoony Apparel
⚠️ The Error Message™ Unisex Hoodie
Because sometimes your system needs a hard reboot.
Critical Error: Rest Required. The Error Message™ hoodie is your soft, cozy uniform for declaring a necessary shutdown. Designed for chronic illness warriors, neurodivergent Commanders, and anyone whose body or brain is signaling a hard reboot, it’s a relatable, validating, and witty reminder that resting is a strategic choice, not a failure.
Crafted from premium materials, it’s comfort with a side of much-needed humor — perfect for lounging, low-spoon HQ, or reclaiming your energy in style.
✨ Key Features:
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Soft, premium cotton-poly blend for all-day comfort
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Relaxed, unisex fit for lounging, layering, or strategic rest
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Witty “Error Message” design celebrating necessary downtime
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Kangaroo pocket for snacks, controllers, or essential spoons
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Ideal for spoonies, neurodivergent Commanders, and Cozy HQ dwellers
🎮 Achievement Unlocked: “System Reboot Complete.”
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Drip District
- Email: contact@support.thedripdistrict.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Cotton Heritage Unisex Premium Hoodie Size Guide
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S
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27
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20
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M
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28
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21
|
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L
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29
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23
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XL
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30
|
25
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2XL
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31
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26
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3XL
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32
|
28
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Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
A Length
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.
B Width
Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Error Message Hoodie | Humorous Spoony Apparel Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|