Connection Error Hoodie | Humorous Neurodivergent Apparel
🔌 Social Connection Error™ Unisex Hoodie
Because sometimes you just need to reboot.
Experiencing a social connection error? Same, Commander. The Social Connection Error™ hoodie is soft, premium, and crafted for neurodivergent folks, spoonies, and introverts whose social battery is perpetually at 1%. With a witty, tech-inspired design, it’s a cozy, relatable piece that says, “I’m not broken — I just need a restart.”
Perfect for lounging, low-spoon days, or recovering from the main quest of social interaction, this hoodie turns downtime into a validating, stylish ritual. Comfort is a feature, not a bug.
✨ Key Features:
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Soft, premium cotton-poly blend for all-day cozy support
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Relaxed, unisex fit for layering or strategic lounging
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Witty tech-inspired design for relatable flair
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Kangaroo pocket for snacks, controllers, or essential spoons
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Ideal for spoonies, neurodivergent Commanders, and introverted heroes
🎮 Achievement Unlocked: “Battery Restored.”
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Drip District
- Email: contact@support.thedripdistrict.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Cotton Heritage Unisex Premium Hoodie Size Guide
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S
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27
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20
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M
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28
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21
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L
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29
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23
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XL
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30
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25
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2XL
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31
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26
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3XL
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32
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28
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Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
A Length
Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.
B Width
Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Connection Error Hoodie | Humorous Neurodivergent Apparel Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|