Gastronomic Glitch Hoodie | Funny Cooking Hoodie
🍲 Gastronomic Glitch™ Unisex Hoodie
Because sometimes your hunger cues need a debug.
Your stomach and brain are experiencing a Gastronomic Glitch™, Commander. This soft, premium hoodie is for anyone whose hunger cues are mysteriously elusive — a common questline for folks with ADHD, autism, or chronic illness. With a humorous, relatable design, it turns “forgot to eat again” moments into cozy, validating style points.
Perfect for home cooks, foodies, or anyone navigating low-spoon days, this hoodie wraps you in comfort while gently reminding you: missing a meal doesn’t mean failing the main quest.
✨ Key Features:
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Soft, premium cotton-poly blend for all-day coziness
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Relaxed, unisex fit for lounging, layering, or snack-side HQ
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Humorous all-over design celebrating the chaos of hunger glitches
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Kangaroo pocket for snacks, utensils, or essential spoons
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Ideal for neurodivergent Commanders, spoonies, and home chefs
🎮 Achievement Unlocked: “Hunger Debugged… Temporarily.”
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Drip District
- Email: contact@support.thedripdistrict.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Gastronomic Glitch Hoodie | Funny Cooking Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
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27
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20
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M
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28
|
21
|
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L
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29
|
23
|
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XL
|
30
|
25
|
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2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
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