Critical Simmer Snapback | Funny Cooking Hat
🍳 Critical Simmer™ Snapback
Because every culinary quest deserves focus and flair.
You’ve reached a state of Critical Simmer™, Commander. This witty snapback celebrates the intense concentration required for culinary alchemy — from perfect sauces to the ultimate latte craft. Crafted from a high-quality wool blend with bold embroidery, it’s cozy, stylish, and a playful nod to the magic that happens in your kitchen HQ.
Perfect for home cooks, coffee enthusiasts, and Spoonie Commanders who treat cooking as a main quest, this cap lets the world know your culinary skills are not to be underestimated.
✨ Key Features:
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Premium wool-blend construction for comfort and durability
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Bold embroidered “CRITICAL SIMMER” design for playful flair
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Adjustable snapback fit for all head sizes
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Ideal for kitchen alchemists, coffee enthusiasts, and cozy HQ Commanders
🎮 Achievement Unlocked: “Critical Simmer Active.”
More details
- 85% acrylic, 15% wool
- High profile
- Plastic snap closure
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Drip District
- Email: contact@support.thedripdistrict.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 20 ½" - 24 ¼"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Critical Simmer Snapback | Funny Cooking Hat Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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One size
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20.47
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4.53
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2.64
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79
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