Critical Purr-mass: The Official Tee of Feline Co-Op Partners 💖
"Critical Purr-mass" Funny Cat T-Shirt | Ultra-Soft Bella Canvas for Co-op Cat Lovers 🎮
You know the moment: the game is paused, the deadline is missed, and you're immobilized by a four-legged purring machine. It's a Critical Purr-mass attack, and honestly? It’s a loss you’re happy to take. 😹
This ultra-soft tee is your victory flag, celebrating the chaotic, loving, and often "helpful" support of our feline co-op partners. It perfectly captures the experience of every cat and game enthusiast whose primary Emotional Support Boss demands pets right now.
Crafted from premium, buttery-soft Bella Canvas fabric, wearing this shirt is like getting an endless, gentle hug from your cat (minus the claws). It's designed for maximum comfort during long gaming sessions, intense naps, or those much-needed low-spoon days. This is the purr-fect gift for anyone who knows the true meaning of a delightful debuff.
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Quick Feature List (for SEO/Product Specs):
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Authentically Nerdy: Features the "Critical Purr-mass" reference for gamers and cat lovers. 😼
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Superior Comfort: Made from premium, buttery-soft Bella Canvas cotton blend. ✨
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Relatable Design: Celebrates the chaotic support of your feline co-op partner.
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Perfect Gift: An ideal shirt for gamers, cat parents, and fellow spoonies. 🎁
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Drip District
- Email: contact@support.thedripdistrict.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Critical Purr-mass: The Official Tee of Feline Co-Op Partners 💖 Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
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16 1/2
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S
|
28
|
18
|
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M
|
29
|
20
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
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