Knit Wit Hoodie | Clever and Cozy for the Neurosis Mind
🧶 Knit Wit™ Oversized Hoodie
For brains that unravel… and re-stitch themselves daily.
For the Knit Wit in your brain — the creative chaos gremlin who thinks in loops, tangles, and sparkly threads of hyperfocus. Knit Wit™ is your cozy tribute to the art of overthinking (and the beauty in it). Crafted from ultra-soft, heavyweight fleece, this oversized hoodie wraps you up like your favorite weighted blanket — but with better puns.
Whether your thoughts are neatly wound or gloriously knotted, this hoodie gets it. It’s your uniform for low-spoon mornings, high-creativity nights, and every cozy recharge session in between.
Because sometimes, the best way to process the mental yarn is to wear something soft and snarky while doing it.
✨ Key Features:
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Heavyweight fleece with an ultra-soft brushed interior
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Oversized, unisex fit for full sensory-friendly comfort
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Kangaroo pocket for snacks, stim toys, or stray ideas
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Ribbed cuffs and hem for durability through daily respawns
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Designed for neurodivergent thinkers, pun lovers, and creative cozy enthusiasts
🎮 Achievement Unlocked: “Untangled (Enough for Today).”
Meta Description
Embrace your inner Knit Wit with this punny, ultra-comfortable hoodie. Designed for oversized comfort and perfect for gamers, spoonies, and cat parents.
More details
- 60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece
- Athletic Heather is 94% cotton, 6% polyester fleece
- Heavyweight fabric: (10 oz.)
- Brushed interior fleece for softness
- Oversized and unisex fit
- Double-layered hood without drawcord
- Single front pocket
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Drip District
- Email: contact@support.thedripdistrict.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Knit Wit Hoodie | Clever and Cozy for the Neurosis Mind Size Guide
Size label | Chest | Length |
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S
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34
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28
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M
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38
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28 1/2
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L
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42
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29 1/2
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XL
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46
|
30
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2XL
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50
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30 1/2
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3XL
|
54
|
31
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