Spoon Theory Schematics Pants | Energy Management Blueprint
🥄 Spoon Theory Schematics™ Lounge Pants
Because your spoons deserve a stylish map.
Your daily energy, beautifully plotted in wearable form. The Spoon Theory Schematics™ pants feature a unique blueprint-inspired design that celebrates the delicate art of spoon management. Crafted from soft, stretchy fabric with a relaxed, wide-leg fit, these pants are made for chronic illness warriors, neurodivergent Commanders, and anyone navigating life with finite energy.
Perfect for lounging, WFH, gaming, or gentle side quests, these pants are a cozy, validating reminder that your spoons are precious — and that self-care is a main quest. Wear your story, honor your limits, and connect with your people.
✨ Key Features:
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Soft, stretchy fabric for all-day comfort
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Relaxed wide-leg fit for freedom and cozy mobility
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Unique blueprint-inspired all-over print celebrating spoon management
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Functional pockets for snacks, stim toys, or essential spoons
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Designed for spoonies, neurodivergent Commanders, and comfort warriors
🎮 Achievement Unlocked: “Spoons Tracked, Comfort Achieved.”
More details
- 95% polyester, 5% elastane
- Heavyweight fabric (6.19 oz)
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Practical side pockets
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The Drip District
- Email: contact@support.thedripdistrict.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, phthalates, azo dyes, bisphenols and mercury level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Spoon Theory Schematics Pants | Energy Management Blueprint Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D | E |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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2XS
|
10.63
|
29.53
|
11.81
|
96
|
40.55
|
|
XS
|
11.42
|
29.53
|
11.81
|
9.45
|
40.55
|
|
S
|
12.2
|
29.53
|
11.81
|
9.84
|
40.94
|
|
M
|
12.99
|
29.53
|
12.2
|
10.24
|
40.94
|
|
L
|
14.57
|
29.13
|
12.6
|
10.63
|
41.34
|
|
XL
|
16.14
|
29.13
|
13.39
|
11.42
|
41.73
|
|
2XL
|
17.72
|
29.13
|
13.78
|
11.81
|
42.13
|
|
3XL
|
19.29
|
29.13
|
14.17
|
12.6
|
42.52
|
|
4XL
|
20.87
|
29.13
|
14.57
|
13.39
|
42.52
|
|
5XL
|
22.44
|
29.13
|
14.96
|
13.78
|
42.91
|
|
6XL
|
242
|
29.13
|
15.35
|
14.17
|
42.91
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